20 Best Funny Quotes of All Time

These are the most beautiful and best funny quotes of all time in our humble opinion. Visit this list and be ready to laugh, how be happy, how to entertain your inner self with beautiful words. Share it with yourself and start to say “Ha! That Is Funny!”. Start to embrace fun. Enjoy!

Mort Sahl Quote: My life needs editing
Mort Sahl Quote: My life needs editing
Jim Carrey Quote: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
Jim Carrey Quote: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
Milne Quote: People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Milne Quote: People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Jhene Aiko Quote: Have you seen my fucks to give? I have none
Jhene Aiko Quote: Have you seen my fucks to give? I have none
Woody Allen Quote: I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen Quote: I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Dustin Pedroia Quote: People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass.
Dustin Pedroia Quote: People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass.
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Bill Watterson Quote: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson Quote: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Charles Schultz Quotes: Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz Quotes: Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Funny Quote: Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Funny Quote: Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Will Rogers Quote: Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers Quote: Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Lily Tomlin Quote: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin Quote: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Andy Rooney Quote: The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney Quote: The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Woody Allen Quotes: I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen Quotes: I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Steve Martin Quote: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin Quote: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Ann Landers Quote: If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
Ann Landers Quote: If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
Charles De Gaulle Quote: He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
Charles De Gaulle Quote: He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
Frank Zappa Quote: If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa Quote: If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Dalai Lama Quotes: If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama Quotes: If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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