Orson Welles Quote: Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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Charles M. Schulz Quote: All you need is love
Charles M. Schulz Quote: All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Allen Lefferdink Quote: I have only two kinds of days.
Allen Lefferdink Quote: I have only two kinds of days. Happy and hysterically happy.
Anthony Hincks Quote: Milkshakes
Anthony Hincks Quote: Milkshakes are the gift from heaven that come in different flavors.
Anthony Hincks Quote: Sometimes, smart phones
Anthony Hincks Quote: Sometimes, smart phones are too smart for their own good.
S. T. Joshi Quote: I am sort of a tea addict
S. T. Joshi Quote: I am sort of a tea addict. I structure my day by cups of tea.
Oscar Wilde Quote: Men marry because they are tired.
Oscar Wilde Quote: Men marry because they are tired. Women, because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
Steve Wozniak Quote: Never trust a computer
Steve Wozniak Quote: Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Shaquille O’Neal Quote: I’m a mama’s boy
Shaquille O’Neal Quote: I’m a mama’s boy above all.
Isaac Newton Quote: I can calculate the motion
Isaac Newton Quote: I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.