Pet Quotes, John Updike: Sometimes it seems the whole purpose of pets is to bring death into the house.
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Stan Lee Quotes: I think the world has a place for gay
Stan Lee Quotes: I think the world has a place for gay superheroes, certainly.
Funny Quotation: Nooo! i don’t want to see your penis…
Funny Quotation: Nooo! i don’t want to see your penis…
Robert Frost Religion Quotes: Forgive, O Lord…
Robert Frost Religion Quotes: Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Bill Maher Quotes: Everything that used to…
Bill Maher Quotes: Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Maimonides Quotes: Give a man a fish and you…
Maimonides Quotes: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Funny Quotes: I have lots of hidden talents…
Funny Quotes: I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
Summertime Quotes, Katie Lee: If summer had one…
Summertime Quotes, Katie Lee: If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.
Father’s Day Quotes, Dave Attell: When you’re young
Father’s Day Quotes, Dave Attell: When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.
Simpsons Quotes: Son, if you really want something…
Simpsons Quotes: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
Sex memes: I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a…
Sex memes: I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.