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A collection of funny quotes that will change your life forever! Find the best funny quotes from famous people and share them with your friends and family.
Arnold W. Glasow Quote: Telling a teenager the facts
Arnold W. Glasow Quote: Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
Tattoo Quotes, Nicole Appleton: Giving birth was…
Tattoo Quotes, Nicole Appleton: Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
Mae West Quotes: Between two evils, I always…
Mae West Quotes: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Funny Quote About Love, Charles M. Schulz
Funny Quote About Love, Charles M. Schulz: I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
Zig Ziglar Quotes: Your attitude, not your…
Zig Ziglar Quotes: Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
Happy Birthday to me! : I was brought up to…
Happy Birthday to me! : I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.
Robert Brault Quotes: Most of us don’t need
Robert Brault Quotes: Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Agent Cooper: Damn Good Coffee!
Agent Cooper: Damn Good Coffee! (Twin Peaks)
Funny Meme Quote: Sometimes when I close
Funny Meme Quote: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Neil Gaiman Quote: Have you ever been in love?
Neil Gaiman Quote: Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside…