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Julia Child Quote: The only time to eat diet food is…
Julia Child Quote: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Steven Magee Quotes, Coronavirus: The three…
Steven Magee Quotes, Coronavirus: The three golden rules of COVID-19: 1) Isolate. 2) Isolate. 3) Isolate.
Frank Zappa Quote: If you want to get laid…
Frank Zappa Quote: If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes: It’s not true that I had…
Marilyn Monroe Quotes: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
300 Quotes: This is Sparta! “Leonidas”
300 Quotes: This is Sparta! “Leonidas”
The Shining Quote: Heeere’s Johnny!
The Shining Quote: Heeere’s Johnny! (Jack Torrance)
Chekhov Quote: Doctors are just the same as lawyers
Chekhov Quote: Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Deadpool Quote: Yeah. That is a gun in my pants.
Deadpool Quote: Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Clarence Darrow Quote: When I was a boy…
Clarence Darrow Quote: When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
Charles De Gaulle Quote: He who laughs last
Charles De Gaulle Quote: He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.