Christina Grimmie Quote: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
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Iron Man Quote: I love you 3000.
Iron Man Quote: I love you 3000.
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
The Terminator Quote: I’ll be back.
The Terminator Quote: I’ll be back.
Bill Murray Quote: The Best Way to teach your kids
Bill Murray Quote: The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet
Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Oscar Wilde Quote: The best way to appreciate your job
Oscar Wilde Quote: The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Joe Girard Quote: The elevator to success
Joe Girard Quote: The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
John Wayne Quote: Life is hard.
John Wayne Quote: Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.
Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote: A man in love
Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote: A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Dustin Pedroia Quote: People always ask me
Dustin Pedroia Quote: People always ask me if I wish I were bigger. I tell them no. I always wanted to be a miniature badass.