Steve Wozniak Quote: Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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A collection of funny quotes that will change your life forever! Find the best funny quotes from famous people and share them with your friends and family.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Shaquille O’Neal Quote: I’m a mama’s boy
Shaquille O’Neal Quote: I’m a mama’s boy above all.
Isaac Newton Quote: I can calculate the motion
Isaac Newton Quote: I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Oscar Levant Quote: There’s a fine line between…
Oscar Levant Quote: There’s a fine line between genius and insanity… I have erased this line.
Lewis Black Quote: Valentine Day
Lewis Black Quote: Valentine Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.
Jhene Aiko Quote: Have you seen my fucks
Jhene Aiko Quote: Have you seen my fucks to give? I have none
Kirsten Kuehn Quote: You mustn’t be afraid to sparkle
Kirsten Kuehn Quote: You mustn’t be afraid to sparkle a little brighter darling. “The Jewel of the photo can be found at:” https://www.instagram.com/stellasworkshop_handmadejewel/
Rihanna Quote: I may be bad but
Rihanna Quote: I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it!
Kaiser Wilhelm Quote: Give me a woman
Kaiser Wilhelm Quote: Give me a woman who loves beer and i will conquer the world.
Matt Groening Quote: Aren’t we forgetting
Matt Groening Quote: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa