Ned Vizzini Birthday Wishes Quote: Deep down I believe my year was a special year. it produced me! Happy Birthday Sweetie!
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Douglas Adams Quote: A cup of tea
Douglas Adams Quote: A cup of tea would restore my normality.
John Glenn Birthday Quote: There is still no cure
John Glenn Birthday Quote: There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Bill Watterson Quote: I’m not a vegetarian
Bill Watterson Quote: I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a dessertarian.
Sanjaya Malakar Quote: Get tequila and salt.
Sanjaya Malakar Quote: When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Marilyn Monroe Quotes: Sex is a part of nature
Marilyn Monroe Quotes: Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Frank Zappa Quote: So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa Quote: So many books, so little time.
Lady Gaga Quote: Being gay is like glitter
Lady Gaga Quote: Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.
Woody Allen Quote: I don’t know the question, but sex…
Woody Allen Quote: I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes: In heaven
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes: In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.