Simpsons Quotes: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
Browsing Category Funny Quotes
A collection of funny quotes that will change your life forever! Find the best funny quotes from famous people and share them with your friends and family.
Sex memes: I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a…
Sex memes: I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Collection
Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh Do you want to laugh out loud? These quotations will make your day cheerful and you will earn some positive energy that will heal your inner self and your……
Robert A. Heinlein Quotes: Women and cats…
Robert A. Heinlein Quotes: Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Garrison Keillor: Anyone who thinks sitting in church…
Garrison Keillor Quote: Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
20 Best Funny Quotes of All Time
These are the most beautiful and best funny quotes of all time in our humble opinion. Visit this list and be ready to laugh, how be happy, how to entertain your inner self with beautiful…
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: If I should ever die, God forbid…
Kurt Vonnegut Quote: If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC.
C. S. Lewis Frienship Words: Friendship… is born at…
C. S. Lewis Frienship Words: Friendship… is born at the moment when one man says to another: “What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
Dalai Lama Quotes: If you think you are too small
Dalai Lama Quotes: If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Julia Child Quote: The only time to eat diet food is…
Julia Child Quote: The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Steven Magee Quotes, Coronavirus: The three…
Steven Magee Quotes, Coronavirus: The three golden rules of COVID-19: 1) Isolate. 2) Isolate. 3) Isolate.