Kaiser Wilhelm Quote: Give me a woman who loves beer and i will conquer the world.
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A collection of funny quotes that will change your life forever! Find the best funny quotes from famous people and share them with your friends and family.
Matt Groening Quote: Aren’t we forgetting
Matt Groening Quote: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa
Melanie White Quote: My husband’s idea
Melanie White Quote: My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge
Mort Sahl Quote: My life needs editing
Mort Sahl Quote: My life needs editing
Neil Young Quote: Steve Jobs was a pioneer
Neil Young Quote: Steve Jobs was a pioneer of digital music. But when he went home, he listened to vinyl.
Marilyn Monroe Quote: Give a girl the right shoes
Marilyn Monroe Quote: Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world
Milne Quote: People say nothing is impossible
Milne Quote: People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing every day
Broderick Hunter Quote: Being famous on instagram
Broderick Hunter Quote: Being famous on instagram is like being rich in Monopoly
Yoda Quote: Do or do not. There is no try
Yoda Quote: Do or do not. There is no try
Ambrose Bierce Quote: Speak when you are angry
Ambrose Bierce Quote: Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret
Jim Davis Quote: Avoid Fruits & Nuts!
Jim Davis Quote: Avoid Fruits & Nuts! You Are What You Eat