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Hedy Lamarr Quote: Any girl can be glamorous
Hedy Lamarr Quote: Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid
Jim Carrey Quote: Behind every great man
Jim Carrey Quote: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
Bob Hope Quote: You know you’re getting old
Bob Hope Quote: You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
Rakul Preet Singh Quote: I understand only three things
Rakul Preet Singh Quote: I understand only three things. Films, fitness, and food.
John Lennon Quote: As usual, there is a great woman
John Lennon Quote: As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
Frida Kahlo Quote: Feet, what do I need you for
Frida Kahlo Quote: Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein Quote: “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Erica Durance Quote: We all need
Erica Durance Quote: We all need to make time for a burger once in a while
Russell Baker Quote: Ah, summer, what power you have
Russell Baker Quote: Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it
Yogi Berra Quote: You better cut the pizza in four pieces
Yogi Berra Quote: You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six