Oliver Wendell Holmes Funny Quote: Man has his will, but woman has her way.
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Charles Schultz Quotes: Don’t worry about the world
Charles Schultz Quotes: Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Bill Watterson Quote: The surest sign that intelligent life
Bill Watterson Quote: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Christina Grimmie Quote: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny
Christina Grimmie Quote: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
Iron Man Quote: I love you 3000.
Iron Man Quote: I love you 3000.
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first
Mark Twain Quote: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
The Terminator Quote: I’ll be back.
The Terminator Quote: I’ll be back.
Bill Murray Quote: The Best Way to teach your kids
Bill Murray Quote: The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet
Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Oscar Wilde Quote: The best way to appreciate your job
Oscar Wilde Quote: The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Joe Girard Quote: The elevator to success
Joe Girard Quote: The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.