Bill Murray Quote: The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
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Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet
Totie Fields Quote: I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Lynsay Sands Birthday Quote: Birthdays could be
Lynsay Sands Birthday Quote: Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in. Happy Birthday!
John Glenn Birthday Quote: There is still no cure
John Glenn Birthday Quote: There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Bill Watterson Quote: I’m not a vegetarian
Bill Watterson Quote: I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a dessertarian.
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace
George Carlin Quote: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Woody Allen Quote: I don’t know the question, but sex…
Woody Allen Quote: I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes: In heaven
Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes: In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Eddie Cantor Quote: A wedding is
Eddie Cantor Quote: A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Scott Adams Quote: I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Afrika Bambaataa Quote: It ain’t no joke
Afrika Bambaataa Quote: It ain’t no joke when you lose your vinyl